5 Ways Of viral That Can Drive You Bankrupt – Fast!

I prefer a vehicle that does not hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!

Mr. Plow

Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Jesus must be spinning in his grave! I hope I didn’t brain my damage. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.

  • Save me, Jeebus.
  • Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
  • Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
  • Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
  • Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

Last Exit to Springfield

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?

Natural Born Kissers

Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

  1. Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!
  2. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Natural Born Kissers

Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city! You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

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